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Techniques to Make the Best Prank Call Every Time
Making a prank call is fun. Admit it. Getting one can suck, but making one is a blast.
But hard to do… A good one really does take some prep work, but can definitely be an enjoyable diversion, well worth the time. (Especially when you can record it and play back for your friends!)
Prank calling is a type of activity that actually becomes more enjoyable the greater your skill level becomes. As you graduate from an amateur to a pro prankster you will discover tricks and tools to make nearly all of your prank calls as funny as possible.
The best prank callers use what we call the prank calling toolbox to maximize the laughs and results they get out of each prank call. Before covering the toolbox, let’s take a closer look at the two kinds of crank callers we typically see.
The easiest way to group prank callers is by sophistication and experience and those are the two elements that separate each camp.
The primary and most common kind of prank caller is the amateur. The amateur crank caller almost operated randomly. They know they want to have fun, but they are not sure how to go about the prank call so they usually call random numbers, say something silly, and hang up.
The more disciplined prank caller fits our second description. I call this the pro prank caller. This is person who plans the call beforehand and has the tools at his disposal to make the call go as smoothly as possible.
I can hear you wondering, “how do I become a sophisticated, pro prank-caller?” The answer is simple. Follow the tips below to take your prank calling to the next level.
Technology Makes A Prank Call Better
Because today’s phones come with caller ID, you need to take extra steps to safeguard your identity. It is no fun to prank call someone who immediately identifies you as a prank caller. In order to improve your prank calling, try either dialing *76 to remove that information (where available by local service) or by using a call manipulator which will allow you to alter the way your information appears on their caller ID.
Target Many Victims
One mistake people often make is to call one person again and again. This is a rookie mistake. Once someone outs you in the call it is a very bad idea to keep calling them back. They are onto the joke and what you are really doing is harassing them.
Use Your Creativity
The key to a good prank call is your imagination. Prank calling when inspired can lead to the best results. My advice is to use your imagination to prolong the call by taking your target around all the twists and turns of the joke before arriving at the punchline.
Many prank callers are shocked at how much their prank calls improve when they put these tips to practice. Just remember that prank calling can be fun and enjoyable when done correctly.
Prank Call about a Gay and Lesbian School
This has to be the funniest prank call I’ve ever heard… Wow, did they get this southern dude MAD!
We’re talkin’ 110+ Swear Words Per Minute!
It all starts innocently enough when ‘a new school’ is opening near this southern homophobic father, and at first he seems impressed by the information that he receives about it. So he puts down his kids names, unknowing all the while that the “new school” is going to be gay and lesbian orientated. The father is disgusted, and chaos ensues. And boy does it ensue!
I bet he’d love to sue, too.
Tough Call: Hard-hitting Phone Pranks
Prank call much?
‘Hi. This is Mike Loew – I’m calling from Los Angeles…’ Mike Loew terrorises innocent phone victims in this hilarious collection of phone pranks. Outrageous but true, these transcripts of real phone conversations follow Mike taking on various verbal disguises to torment his befuddled victims.
Targets vary from the Council on Drug Abuse which he rings for advice on how to deal with his pot-smoking eight-year-old, to NASA, whom he rings up posing as a 900-pound man in need of a zero-gravity system for his home. Mike even did a few user request calls in England especially for this edition of the book.
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